Grac's Never-ending TBR Pile of Doom

Grac's Never-ending TBR Pile of Doom

Mostly science fiction and fantasy, though the odd non-fiction book will crop up now and then...

Books of the year, 2016 edition!

Yep, it's that time of year again and I'm looking back at the best things I've read this year - let's try and do this in categories, shall we?


Science fiction: We started the year off with Lagoon by Nnedi Okorafor, a first contact novel set in Nigeria, before what might be a real contender for next year's Best Novel Hugo, the wonderful Ninefox Gambit by Yoon Ha Lee. The other book which is a contender, though I know it's unlikely a middle book in a trilogy will pick up that prize, was the awesome The Obelisk Gate by NK Jemisin. Seriously, if you haven't read it (though you need to read The Fifth Season first, or else you won't understand most of what's going on or why it was a deserving winner of the Hugo for Best Novel), what are you waiting for?


Young Adult: It feels like this should be a category on its own, if only to recognise the excellence of A Gathering of Shadows by VE Schwab, another middle book of a trilogy which left me with yet another horrific cliffhanger ending. Pah. I think Archivist Wasp by Nicole Kornher-Stace gets to go in the YA category as well. Another great discovery has been Lila Bowen, whose book Wake of Vultures I loved last year and the sequel, Conspiracy ofprobably like nothing you've ever read before. And then there's also the excellent Updraft by Fran Wilde, which finally came out in paperback in the UK a couple of months ago.

Fantasy: No surprises for me in terms of the quality of City of Blades by Robert Jackson Bennett, a middle book that doesn't lag at all and which made an appearance around the same time as I was enjoying the first 'season' of serialised story Tremontaine (a prequel to Ellen Kushner's Swordspoint, which is one of my favourite books). March saw the arrival of Uprooted by Naomi Novik, which subsequently went on to win the Nebula and World Fantasy Award for Best Novel. Two books for Jen Williams in any list I make for best fantasy of this year, as she rounded off her Copper Cat trilogy with The Silver Tide and The Iron Ghost, both of which were excellent. 


Graphic novels: A stunning debut this year from Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which really surprised me with how funny and clever it was. Anyone who's been reading Saga for a while won't be surprised to see that series has carried on being both beautiful to look at and extremely thought-provoking. In terms of first books, I also need to mention The Nameless City by Faith Erin Hicks, which I finally got my hands on this month and definitely recommend.


Fewer reviews towards the end of the year, mostly because of the instability of Booklikes, so we'll see how the new year finds us...

3 Stars
The White City - Simon Morden
The White City  - Simon Morden

This is the follow-up to Down Station, which I reviewed earlier this year, again kindly supplied to me by my local library. Life got to me a bit, all the recent stupid political shenanigans in particular, so I was starting to wonder if I'd actually make my target for the reading challenge this year!


Anyway, the basic premise of The White City and its predecessor is that a bunch of folks from modern day London have found themselves in a mysterious place called Down where things don't work quite as they expect. For starters, there is magic and one of our group ends up being able to change into an enormous bird and light fires with her mind, and secondly the place is inhabited by people who have come from London in other times through portals like theirs. 


When we first return to Down, our main characters (Mary and Dalip) are engaged in a plan to try and create an overall map of the place and are both assisted and impeded by Crows, who always seems to have plans of his own. Both Mary and Dalip have made difficult decisions along the way, and fortunately there's significantly less this time around of Mary reminiscing about her childhood in care (which I'd thought could make a fine, but liver-threatening, drinking game in Down Station). 


This time around there's also dissension with the group who've come through with Mary and Dalip, with one of them blaming her for an unexpected death, which in turn leads to problems further down the line. Mary and Crows go in search of the eponymous White City, which Crows promises will answer all their questions, only to discover it occupied by those responsible for setting up the portals in the first place. There are definitely answers, but probably not the ones that anyone is looking for, and they set up for further books set in the same universe with a bit of a cliffhanger about what exactly is happening in Down. 


Anyway, I wasn't massively smitten with The White City, but it's not the worst thing I've ever read and it kept me interested so there's that. I'll probably check out any future books in this series, but I don't think I'd be buying them directly (rather than via my council tax).

Belated books read (or not!) in November
Last First Snow (Craft Sequence) - Max Gladstone A Conspiracy of Ravens - Lila Bowen Hexbreaker - Jordan L. Hawk The Hanging Tree - Ben Aaronovitch

Books started: 6 (including the 2 I'm currently reading)

Books finished: 4

Books not finished: 1


Genres: All SFF, though I'm currently reading a substantial non-fiction history book!


What progress on Mount TBR? Not much. 


Book of the month: A bit of a quiet month, mainly due to RL stuff impinging on my willingness to read anything that wasn't either long-anticipated or stuff I didn't really have to think about. Anyway, book of the month for November was The Hanging Tree, which was well worth the wait. 

4 Stars
The Hanging Tree - Ben Aaronovitch
The Hanging Tree - Ben Aaronovitch

Anyone who knows me already probably knows that I really like this series of books, while anyone who knows this series also probably knows there'd been a bit of a wait for The Hanging Tree to arrive, after the publication of Foxglove Summer in 2014. 


The Hanging Tree pretty much runs straight on after the events of that book, with Peter Grant back in London and continuing his relationship with Beverley Brook, though it starts with a tie back to an earlier book in the series, where Peter made a deal with one of the other genus locii of the city (Beverley's sister Lady Ty) that if she helped him out of a very bad situation he would owe her a favour. When his phone rings in the early hours of the morning and Lady Ty is on the other end, she wants to call on that favour and get Peter to sort out a problem involving her daughter and a drugs-related death.


Naturally, there's more going on here than just a simple overdose, with various pupils from a posh girls' school encountering more of the demi-monde than they ought to and a number of different people trying to get their hand on some very old and very powerful books. And then there's also the return of Lesley May, who had been Peter's fellow trainee back when we first met them both and was now working for the Faceless Man, a powerful magic-user who definitely doesn't have the best of intentions towards pretty much anyone, especially if they get in his way. 


Overall, The Hanging Tree was well worth the wait though it's not clear when the next book will be out either - I think we got spoiled by how quickly the first few books appeared and now we're possibly back to a more natural production cycle. Oh well. 

5 Stars
Conspiracy of Ravens - Lila Bowen
A Conspiracy of Ravens - Lila Bowen

Last year, I read the first book in this series (Wake of Vultures) and was absolutely blown away by it - it was definitely one of the best books I read in 2015 and was also one of the most original. So I'd been waiting for Conspiracy of Ravens to come out for almost a year and finally got my hands on it a little while ago, courtesy of my local library...


This book pretty much carries on from where Wake of Vultures left off, with Rhett having killed the Cannibal Owl and trying to come to terms with who he is as a shapeshifter. All he knows is that he becomes some kind of enormous bird of prey, but initially he's quite concerned that when he's the bird, he doesn't really want to change back and be human again. While in the desert, Rhett encounters another shapeshifter who turns out to be an escapee from a railroad gang which is pretty much functioning on forced labour - Earl is desperate for the Rangers to help him rescue his brother and hopefully also kill the man in charge, who is using various body parts for magical purposes. 


Initially reluctant, Rhett is swayed by the idea of dealing out justice and also the possibility that there's a healer in that camp who can help one of his other friends. Earl also helps Rhett to start to get some control over his changes between man and bird, and Rhett eventually infiltrates the railroad camp with a view to putting a particular plan into action. Naturally, because Conspiracy of Ravens is part of a series, things don't go completely as Rhett hopes and so sets up the storyline for the next book. 


More great writing, maybe with a little more implied sex than was really necessary, but a total page-turner. I can't wait to see what Rhett does next and I hope Book 3 comes out soon!

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
4 Stars
Last First Snow - Max Gladstone
Last First Snow (Craft Sequence) - Max Gladstone

This may be a little bit confusing at times, because Last First Snow is actually chronologically the first book in the Craft Sequence but is the 4th book in terms of publication and we also have characters making an appearance here before they turn up in 'later' books I've already read...


Last First Snow is set in the sprawling city of Dresediel Lex, just like Two Serpents Rise, though our protagonist for much of the book is not Caleb but his father Temoc - Caleb does make an appearance but he's a child in this book. Because I'd read Two Serpents Rise first, I knew what Temoc was going to do at some point but Gladstone does a great job of making Temoc himself much more sympathetic as a character than the man we meet some years later and often from his son's perspective. 


We also encounter Elayne Kevarian, who is one of Tara Abernathy's mentors in Three Parts Dead, though a younger and somewhat less jaded version, even though she's a survivor of the war which led to the death of Temoc's gods. The King in Red, their Craftsman-powered destroyer and new ruler of the city is also here, though at least by the time we encounter him again in Two Serpents Rise he seems to have learned a thing or two about self-control. 


The story itself is set around an attempt at gentrification, as the territory once occupied by the slaves kept for sacrifice and work by the gods is being targeted for redevelopment. Elayne is brought in to try and broker a deal between the locals and those who want to profit from the place, especially as all the protections on that area are now breaking down following the death of the gods who underpinned them. She and Temoc find themselves embroiled in attempted insurance fraud and financial shenanigans, even as the King in Red massively over-reacts to a relatively peaceful occupation. 


It's going to be interesting to read these books all in chronological order once I get hold of a copy of the final one, Four Roads Cross, which sees the storyline return to Alt Coulumb and pulls in both Tara Abernathy and a bunch of other familiar faces.

Books read (or not!) in October
Spirit Gate - Kate Elliott Clariel: The Lost Abhorsen - Garth Nix Travel Light - Naomi Mitchison Thieftaker - D.B. Jackson Gunpowder Alchemy (The Gunpowder Chronicles) - Jeannie Lin Annihilation - Jeff VanderMeer Black Widow Volume 1: The Finely Woven Thread - Nathan Edmondson, Phil Noto The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 3: Squirrel, You Really Got Me Now - Erica Henderson, Ryan North Updraft - Fran Wilde Saving Bletchley Park - Sue Black

Books started: 13 (including the 2 I'm reading currently...)

Books finished: 10

Books not finished: 1


Genre breakdown: As usual, it's SFF all the way, though this time one exception when I was given a copy of Saving Bletchley Park, which is non-fiction.


What progress on Mount TBR?: Some, but not much. Oh well. 


Book of the month: In terms of the books I've finished reading, the clear winner this month is Updraft, which is excellent. 

5 Stars
Updraft - Fran Wilde
Updraft - Fran Wilde

It feels like I'd been waiting to read Updraft for a long time, as it came out in the US last year and has finally come out in paperback in the UK in the last few weeks. As you can imagine, it's a bit frustrating to be that far behind what everyone else seems to be reading...


Anyway, on to the book itself. I have to admit, it was a bit of a slow-starter for me and for a while I wondered what all the fuss was about, but then it kicked things up a gear or three and I was hooked. All of this despite the fact it's written first person, which as anyone who reads my reviews will know, is personally a hard sell. 


The basic premise of Updraft is that the people in the story are living in towers made of a bone-like substance, one which is encouraged to grow and form new living areas as a reward for following the many Laws. Yep, Laws with a capital L, because we're in fantasy land here and random nouns get capitalised. Because of the towers thing, as nobody goes downwards if they can help it and there are only so many bridges between some of the towers, the main mode of transport is flying (but we're talking complicated gliding methods here, using man-made wings). The main rite of passage for teenagers is about flight and proving that you know the Laws and it's that which our main character, Kirit, is working towards. 

Except that, right at the start of the book she breaks a major Law and also nearly gets herself killed, but reveals that she has a particular talent to deal with a major threat to the tower system. From that point on, Kirit is up against the folks who enforce the Laws, who want her to join them even though the only thing she wants is to work with her mother and be a trader between the towers. Because it would be a short book otherwise, you can probably guess that Kirit doesn't get her way but that unwanted move also puts her right into the middle of finding out all the things the people in charge don't want anyone else to know. 


Anyway, the book rattles on and secrets are revealed, with the story continuing pretty much immediately in the next book in the series (Cloudbound) which is told from the perspective of another character, not Kirit. That deals with the difficult situation of what you do after you've overthrown the folks in charge and I'm looking forward to reading it.

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3 Stars
Annihilation - Jeff Vandermeer
Annihilation - Jeff VanderMeer

From reading the other reviews of Annihilation, this seems to be one of those books which people either love beyond reason or are underwhelmed by and I've definitely fallen into the latter category more than the former. Not that it's a bad book and I certainly wanted to know what the hell was going on, not that I felt that I got any kind of resolution and, for me at least, that's one of the problems with it...


The basic premise of Annihilation, which is the first of a trilogy, is that there's a part of the world called Area X which is apparently encroaching on the rest very slowly and the folks of the Southern Reach have been sending expeditions in to find out what's going on. This requires some kind of hypnotism, as apparently it's impossible to cross over without it, and it's also unclear exactly how many expeditions have been sent even though none of them seem to have been either successful or to have survived unaffected. Partway through the book our main character finds a room full of journals which suggests hundreds of expeditions rather than the dozen or so she's been told about, but she's seriously losing the plot by that time so how reliable is her perspective anyway?


Yes, this is serious unreliable narrator territory, right from early on. There is 'something' living in an underground tunnel which is slowly writing post-apocalyptic ramblings on a wall going down into the earth, writing which turns out to be made of fungus and our protagonist breathes in some spores. From that point she begins to change, firstly in that she can no longer be controlled by the leader of their expedition who has been using hypnotic suggestion (the title of the book being one of them) to get her own way all the time. Anyway, bad things happen to the other expedition members and our hero (if she can be called that) starts to suspect that folks from other expeditions never really left Area X even though they supposedly returned home afterwards. 


This was one of the points where things broke down a little for me, as our protagonist is pushed to join an expedition to find out what happened to her husband, a doctor on a previous expedition, but a lot of the time she seems quite flat as a character. Still, I read the entire thing even though it doesn't really have a resolution, and will probably read the next one (Authority) since my library has a copy. 

4 Stars
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, volumes 1-3
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 1: Squirrel Power - Ryan North, Erica Henderson The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 2: Squirrel You Know It's True - Marvel Comics The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol. 3: Squirrel, You Really Got Me Now - Erica Henderson, Ryan North

I really only got into graphic novels in recent years, but I'm heartened (or possibly concerned, I'm not sure which) to see them creep across the shelf of my bookcase where they all live as time passes. While it's true that graphic novels don't have to be about superheroes (and if you don't take my word for that, go read Saga or The Wicked and the Divine and see if you're not convinced) some of the best still are...


Which is where we come to talking about Doreen Green, star of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, whose adventures I've been reading with much enjoyment - I recently read volume 3, with collections also having the virtue of gathering together assorted issues of other comic runs which might be relevant (so, for volume 3, an issue of Howard the Duck since there was a crossover).


The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is another example of talented writers and artists taking a character and making it their own, much like the current Ms Marvel run which has introduced and developed the amazing Kamala Khan. Doreen Green lives in the attic at Avengers Mansion and has recently started college, but still has time to battle against and alongside a wide range of classic Marvel villains and heroes. To date, by volume 3, we've already seen Doreen deal with Dr Doom, discuss her X-Men fanfic with Wolverine and travel back in time to the 1960's.


For me, the highlight of any issue is the footnotes, which can be found at the bottom of pretty much every page, full of in-jokes and references back to previous events. It's this, along with the liveliness of the writing and sheer obvious pleasure taken by everyone involved in making a viable superhero out of someone with the relative powers of a squirrel, that makes Unbeatable Squirrel Girl such a pleasure to read every time I get my hands on another volume. So, get ready to eat nuts and kick butts! :P

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
3 Stars
Gunpowder Alchemy - Jeannie Lin
Gunpowder Alchemy (The Gunpowder Chronicles) - Jeannie Lin

I recently picked up Gunpowder Alchemy (and its sequel, Clockwork Samurai) in a two-for-one deal that looked like a bargain - I've always been interested in reading steampunk which isn't just reworked Victorian London, so these books seemed to be ideal for me. They're both set in China, for starters, around the time of the Opium Wars and both the Chinese and their unwelcome visitors (that'd be mostly the British, but also others from the West, in case you're not familiar with the period) have steampunk-style technology.


The main character is Jin Soling, the oldest child of a disgraced engineer working for the Emperor who subsequently paid with his life for perceived failure to prevent the West from encroaching on China. Soling and what remains of her family are in semi-hiding in a small village, where Soling's mother is dependent on opium and Soling herself is struggling to feed them all. She has taken up medicine as a profession, but even this isn't enough to make ends meet and so she's forced to sell what few possessions they still have in the nearby town - it's during the latest expedition to do so that she's arrested and her family's history comes back with a bang. 


Although her father had been disgraced, his work is still being studied and Soling finds that she's thrown into the middle of a plan by the Crown Prince to use the technology her father was developing. This brings her into contact with people she had known as a child: the man she was due to marry before her father was executed, as well as others who had worked for her father. Soling's own reticence to speak her opinions (which is fairly understandable considering her now precarious position and what happened to her father) means that there's a putative love triangle out there, with Soling the centre of attention for both the dutiful former betrothed Chang-Wei and the more rogueish Lang.


Anyway, this is all very much secondary to lots of angsting about her family, a storyline about everyone getting stuck in the nearby fortified town while it's under attack from rebels who are digging tunnels beneath it, and various uses of steampunk ingenuity along the way. Gunpowder Alchemy was an entertaining enough story to keep me reading, but I have to admit I found Chang-Wei a bit too upright and noble for my liking, while Soling had her moments but was overall a little frustrating to root for. Yes, she's probably appropriate for the period and culture, but I found Soling a bit of a wet blanket and would have liked more backbone along the way. 

Publication date & details finally announced for Thief book 5
Thick As Thieves - Megan Whalen Turner

Yep, it's finally coming out - Thick as Thieves, the fifth book in Megan Whalen Turner's series is going to be published next year (May 2017), according to this interview, which also showed the first images of the cover. 


The only downside? With the re-design, the new book isn't going to match the four I already have, but I guess that's a small price to pay... 

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
3 Stars
Clariel - Garth Nix
Clariel: The Lost Abhorsen - Garth Nix

Fans of Nix's Abhorsen books have been waiting for a while for him to get back to writing about the Old Kingdom, so news of this book and another upcoming (Goldenhand) was surely welcome - these books cover two different periods of that land's history, with Clariel being a prequel to everything we already know and Goldenhand being the further adventures of Lirael and Nicholas.


The main character is the eponymous Clariel, daughter of a master goldsmith, who is also related to the King and the current Abhorsen. If you've not read the other books, this is a world filled with two types of magic, Charter and Free, with the Abhorsen using the former to deal with the Dead when they won't stay put and also Free Magic creatures, who tend to be destructive. Clariel's mother is ambitious and single-minded, focussed on her craft to the detriment of all else, and the family has recently moved to the capital from Clariel's beloved Great Forest. We know Clariel loves the forest because she tells us this repeatedly, as well as telling anyone else who'll listen in a lovely teenage 'nobody will let me do what I want' way. 


I'm sure if I'd read this book when I was a teenager I'd have empathised with Clariel and her plight, as she is pushed into dealing with people she doesn't like and meanwhile trying to make plans to run away, back to the forest where she's going to live as a hunter even though she has no money or resources. The one thing that seems positive is that Clariel's parents insist she continues to study Charter Magic, even though it's sneered at by the well-to-do, even though her study of it seems to consist of one trip to visit a Charter Mage, who then ropes her into a plot to deal with a Free Magic creature living nearby. 


Things are generally Going Wrong, with the local governor attempting to usurp power from the King who has himself retreated into semi-retirement after the disappearance of his daughter. We later discover too that both the Abhorsen and his apparent heir are more interested in horses and hunting than in doing their job, so the country appears to be in a bit of a mess. Clariel ends up running from the capital after the governor kills her parents, assisted by her cousin Bel (who also wants to be Clariel's love interest, though Clariel is very clear all along she has no interest in either boys or girls that way) and she then spends some time as a prisoner of the Abhorsen himself. Here we see the return of a fan favourite character, the mischievous and double-dealing Free Magic cat Mogget, who helps Clariel engineer an escape as she tries to take revenge on the governor. 


Anyway, my overall thoughts on Clariel: to be honest, I'm not sure it's a book I'll want to read again even though I've re-read the other books in this series. I think it's a book that benefits greatly from a knowledge of the universe in which it stands, which is a difficult thing to get around, and I liked the fact that although there was some pressure internally for a romantic relationship to form, this was clearly something the main character had zero interest in and didn't waver on that. In the end, Clariel makes a big mess and effectively has to be rescued by Bel, which I found a bit frustrating and predictable. Anyway, maybe Goldenhand will be more to my liking?

A new serial to check out - Orcus in Summer

I know some folks on here have been reading the various serials published by Serialbox Publishing (and maybe some are also waiting eagerly for Tremontaine season 2, like me?) so while you're waiting you might also want to check out Summer in Orcus by T. Kingfisher...


When the witch Baba Yaga walks her house into the backyard, eleven-year-old Summer enters into a bargain for her heart’s desire. Her search will take her to the strange, surreal world of Orcus, where birds talk, women change their shape, and frogs sometimes grow on trees. But underneath the whimsy of Orcus lies a persistent darkness, and Summer finds herself hunted by the monstrous Houndbreaker, who serves the distant, mysterious Queen-in-Chains…


Summer in Orcus is a free serial released twice weekly.


!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
3 Stars
Spirit Gate - Kate Elliott
Spirit Gate - Kate Elliott

I have a confession to make: as far as I can remember, Spirit Gate is the first book by Kate Elliott that I've actually ever read. Don't misunderstand me, I've picked up a bunch of her books, to the point where she almost has a shelf to herself on one of my bookcases, but the sheer heft of each one has made me reluctant to get on with reading them - anyway, I decided that this was ridiculous and that I ought to get on with this trilogy at least, since it's the background for one of the series of books she's writing now. 


Spirit Gate is the first book of the Crossroads trilogy, based in a world where part of it had a system of justice dealt out by the Guardians, a semi-mythical bunch of folks who apparently disappeared some time ago, and aided by folks who use giant magical eagles as transport. Those folks, known as reeves, had been respected by the population but now it seems that something is going on with that system as more and more villages are starting to bar their doors instead of welcoming them. One of the reeves in particular has all the typical Detective With A Tragic Past tropes going on: made a bad decision, got his partner/lover killed, now a semi-alcoholic mess who sometimes has good days and is still attractive at times.


In an adjacent country, the Qin are conquering all who stand in their way and we meet them in the shape of one of their captains and the woman he falls in love with in the market, a woman from the people they've just conquered and now rule. Anji and Mai are soon married but then have to flee the country as Anji's heritage is discovered and his life is in danger from his extended family. Anji and his soldiers end up escorting a caravan into the land where the reeves are and eventually coming to the aid of a beleaguered city as it faces total destruction. Mai's brother also comes along on the journey and we get some perspective on all of this from him as well. 


Thirdly, there's also a storyline featuring Keshad and his sister Zubaidat, who'd been sold into slavery as children: as time goes on, we discover Keshad is now working for a merchant in the city Anji and his soldiers are protecting and Zubaidat plays a significant role in rescuing the reeve Joss when he's thrown into prison by its corrupt officials. 


Anyway, as you can imagine there's a lot going on and at times it gets quite complicated. Maybe it's that which makes me give Spirit Gate 3 stars instead of 4, the feeling that it's all been made a little more complicated than it actually needed to be for the story to make sense. I think if the overall writing and characterisation hadn't been so good, then I probably wouldn't have stuck with it at all and I already have Shadow Gate, the next book in the series, so it's quite likely I'll continue and see if my tolerance for hefty epic trilogies has a limit. 

Books read (or not!) in September
Rivers of London: Body Work - Ben Aaronovitch, Luis Lobo-Guerrero, Lee Sullivan Hill, Andrew Cartmel Those Above - Daniel Polansky An Accident of Stars - Foz Meadows The Kraken Sea - E. Catherine Tobler The Obelisk Gate - N.K. Jemisin Goblin Moon: Mask and Dagger 1 - Teresa Edgerton Of Sorrow and Such - Angela Slatter A Case of Possession - K.J. Charles Night Broken - Patricia Briggs Dark Horse - Michelle Diener

Books started: 13 (including the 2 I'm currently reading)

Books finished: 11

Books not finished: 1


Genre: Pretty much SFF, with one foray into historical m/m where there's magic so that probably still counts as SFF too. 


What progress on Mount TBR?: Got a few finished off, added a few... 


Book of the month: As you would probably guess, the stand-out book this month for me is The Obelisk Gate. Like its predecessor, one of the best things I've read all year.